NewsBusted: 'Economists predict America's unemployment rate will remain high for several more years'

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Tolerance of Islam

I'm telling you, this lady's good, via Blazing Cat Fur, "'Overall, there is substantial evidence which indicates that 9/11 was perpetrated by American neoconservatives'":

She had me fooled last time I posted her stuff. Shoot, I thought she was serious about "Millionaires and Billionaires." Well, that's okay. We all make mistakes. My bad. Good satire fools people. And speaking of neoconservatives, a long while back I wrote a hilarious but preposterously absurd essay, "A Neoconservative Hate Crimes Prevention Act."

I'm busting up just reading this again! I wrote:

Congress must act now to pass a Neoconservative Hate Crimes Prevention Act.

Such legislation should give federal authorities increased capabilities to engage in hate crimes investigations against those motivated by left-wing hatred who intend to cause injury or death to neoconservatives. Such legislation should give the FBI power to gather data on progressive-leftists who excoriate neoconservative activists, writers, and organizations. Additional provisions could include federal grants to local agencies to investigate groups fomenting hate crimes against neoconservatives. Additionally, such legislation should include a concealed-carry provision allowing neoconservatives to carry handguns for self-protection; and the legislation should allow for the interstate transfer of weapons from one state to another in accordance with concealed carry laws. Recent proposed amendments to the Matthew Shepard Act may serve as a model.

Such legislation is now necessitated by evidence from yesterday's tragic Holocaust Memorial shooting that William Kristol's Weekly Standard may have been a target of suspected killer James von Brunn...

Pretty good, eh?

Jonathan Swift can't touch that!

So good, in fact, that the my deranged far-left progressive hate-blogger stalker W. James "Costanza" Casper = RACIST = Repsac3 actually fell for it, writing a self-douche "gotcha" post at his hell-hole of hate, American Nihilist: "'AmericanNeoCon; Donald Douglas envisions himself the real victim, here... Gimme a friggin' break..."

It was a joke, idiot W. James "Costanza" Casper = RACIST = Repsac3. You fell for it, hard. So STFU. Loser. And I've warned you a million times, stay the f*** away from my comment threads, creepy freak ass stalking criminal!

NewsBusted: 'Maryland Democrat Elijah Cummings says Obama being treated unfairly'

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NewsBusted: 'Obama's job disapproval rate has hit a record high'

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NewsBusted: 'Obama and the First Family now enjoying vacation in Martha's Vineyard'

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NewsBusted: 'Obama campaign will try to destroy Romney's character during campaign'

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NewsBusted: 'Bachmann won Iowa straw poll'

Another excellent clip, via Theo Spark:

Craptalker-in-Chief

From Andrew Klavan, at Pajamas Media, "ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!"



This one's good for some extra giggles:

NewsBusted: 'Obama Celebrates His Birthday Like its 1929'

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NewsBusted: 'Bachmann spends about $5000 on hair and makeup'

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NewsBusted: 'A debt ceiling extension deal has been reached'

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NewsBusted: 'President Obama says economic challenges weren't created overnight'

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NewsBusted: 'Casey Anthony found not guilty of murder'

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NewsBusted: "Democrats say Republicans are sabotaging 'economic recovery''

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New Tracy Morgan Comedy Rant Slurs Mentally Disabled

I didn't think he was all that funny back in the day, when he was on SNL. He came under fire for homophobic rants previously, and even after apologizing, is at it again. At Los Angeles Times, "Tracy Morgan apologizes, then tries out a different offensive rant":

Also at TMZ, "Tracy Morgan ... From Gays to 'Retards'."

NewsBusted: 'Tom Hanks says Obama has saved 1 billion jobs'

Via Theo Spark:

Saturday Cartoon Roundup

At Theo Spark's.

And at Power Line, "TOO LITTLE, WAY TOO LATE: THE CARTOON."

Bonus: At Doug Ross, "Photos: Insane Plane-Spotting Tourists on the Island of St. Maarten."

NewsBusted: 'Obama not spending enough time with daughters'

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NewsBusted: 'NY gallery opens photo gallery devoted to Obama'

Jodi Miller's on vacation, via Theo Spark:

NewsBusted: 'Bin Laden 'bounce is gone'

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