'I Am Dr. Amy Bishop!'

Hmm ... this might still work if you replaced the wording with, "I Am Dr. Scotty Lemieux!" (see here and scroll down):

From, "Amy Bishop Was Charged With Assault in 2002 IHOP Dispute:

In March, 2002, Bishop walked into an International House of Pancakes in Peabody with her family, asked for a booster seat for one of her children, and learned the last seat had gone to another mother.

Bishop, according to a police report, strode over to the other woman, demanded the seat and launched into a profanity-laced rant.

When the woman would not give the seat up, Bishop punched her in the head, all the while yelling "I am Dr. Amy Bishop."

Bishop received probation and prosecutors recommended that she be sent to anger management classes, though it is unclear from court documents whether a judge ever sent her there.

Hat Tip: AOSHQ, "Amy Bishop Charged in 2002 IHOP Pancake Rage Incident."